With the fervor of a teenager who is texting a potential boyfriend, I started this so called blog in '05. And by started, I mean the name of the so called blog and a little about me. That's about it. And then...drumroll please....
Silence.
Silence for the next nine freaking years!! Yup, that nine yeeeears!!!!!!!!! (And nine exclamation marks for emphasis). What laundry list of excuses can I conjur to make a feeble attempt at explaining my MIA status to you?
None. Absolutely none. And nor will I bore you or insult your intelligence with lies. Because that is exactly what they will be and then I might as well rename my so called blog to "Oh just fuck it, bury the truth as well."
But guess who's baaaaack??? Back Ahhgain!
Stay tuned.
(Not for another nine though).
